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dogpolice said: no but damn you need to work out
Come over and feel my thigh muscles big boi, they’re like slabs of concrete.
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you can call me whatever you want, as long as it has the word "daddy" in it
Thank you so Much, Twinkledaddy.
In the future when it’s 3:35 am and you don’t want to get out of bed to piss, you will be able to send it to the toilet as an attachment in a text message.
ZIP GUN KILLERS
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Now try that with your cock.
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